Today's Weather Forecast for Hades: Freaking Freezing [Kris Allen Wins American Idol]
May 22nd, 2009 | by Deantastic | published in Music, Opinion
That’s right, people. Hitler and Hussein are breaking out their snowgear and skating on the frozen River Styx. Kris Allen, the dark horse, the underdog, has become the new American Idol.
I’ll be honest: I completely wrote Kris Allen off…
